June 1, 2006...8:41 pm

I’m not on the front page of the New York Times. Yet.

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People are constantly telling me I look like every bald guy on television.

Chris Daughtry.

Howie Mandell.

Captain Freaking Picard.

To some people all bald people look like all other bald people.

But today, on the front page of the New York Times, there actually is a guy who looks eerily the way I did before I grew a beard.

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Probably the first time someone’s ever showed me something like this and I agreed. Creepy.

It’s not me…but it could be.

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  • The guy on the right or the left?

  • The guy on the left (thankfully).

    By the time I look like the guy on the right I’m betting they have some pretty cheap and safe cosmetic surgery options.

    That’s how I’m planning on starting my life over, anway…

  • If it makes you feel any better, I’m called ‘Stephen Speilberg’ twice a week.

    By the way, just wanted to say hi. Been a fan of your since before the paper picked you up. Hearing you talk of watching the 10 o clock news from the N&R newsroom is deliciously ironic, since I start off most everyday at the Fox 8 newsroom rifling through a stack of newspapers.

    Funny how that works…

  • Ha! It’s a through-the-looking glass sort of thing, I guess.

    Have been enjoying your blog for a while now, too.

    And I hardly blame you for the inane bits of television news that I hate. Enjoyed your daily breakown as well – sounds as though television’s not much more glamorous than print.


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