January 18, 2008...9:48 pm
Nevermind the Bollocks
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Greensboro blogger Ed Cone points to a story about a Virginia legislator trying to outlaw truck ornamants that resemble…well, bull testicles.
No, really.
I’ve yet to see these things on the road, but apparently a lot of guys (and gals, potentially) with pickup trucks like to hang them from their trailer hitches.
The offending pair:
The legislator says he doesn’t want to have to explain to his granddaughter what these things are supposed to be. To which I say — hope she doesn’t have a dog at home, pal.
Absolutely in bad taste — but if Virginia’s going to begin outlawing that, the legislature is going to be mighty busy…
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January 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Yeah, the first time I saw a pair swinging from a truck, I was on I-81 in Virginia.
After laughing aloud, by first thought was, “Nice truck. Sorry about the tiny penis.”
February 8, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I’ve seen a set of them on a truck, but they weren’t gold, and I hadn’t reasoned from the peach-colored pigmentation that they were from a bull.
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